If any of that sounds like the kind of thing you want to spend a couple hours doing, and you're the kind of player who has no qualms about stabbing their friends in the back for a couple of bucks and a meaningless promotion, then sign up for Paranoia! Here's an excerpt from the blurb on the box to give you a better sense of the game:
Sign-Up Slots:Welcome to Alpha Complex! Welcome to the ranks of the Troubleshooters! Welcome to Paranoia!
As a Troubleshooter, you are a member of Alpha Complex’s most expendable elite force. Tasked with finding trouble and shooting it, you will be hunting mutants, terrorists, traitors, [CLASSIFIED], secret societies, renegade bots, and DAIVs, which are [REDACTED]. You’ll save Alpha Complex from its greatest threat, unless you accidentally become Alpha Complex’s greatest threat.
Completely rebuilt from the ground up, Paranoia is the classic RPG of a darkly humorous future, rebooted for a humorously dark present. All-new mechanics include a simple yet brilliant character-generation system, a bluffing-based card-driven combat system that encourages creativity, clever moves and lying, [and] a special Computer Dice which means even the simplest interaction can become hilariously fatal.
1. Victor Allen
2. Erik H.
3. John C
4. Patrick R
5. Matt M
6. John Powell